Lyttle Lytton Contest

The Lyttle Lytton Contest is a yearly writing contest about writing the opening line to a novel only a Forrester could love. This year, like the ones before, has a number of …interesting lines, including one noted as “simultaneously a tautology and a contradiction in terms.” That’s an interesting feat.


Call me first class mail.

And if you like that kind of thing, you might enjoy the “Real of Fan Fiction” segment of “372 Pages We’ll Never Get Back”!

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A part of me thinks that it’d make a fun art contest: the opening panel to a hypothetical bad comic.

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