Bjorn Borges should’ve had a cameo in the Penn short. (hubba hubba!)
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A brand new MSTing series, based on old USENET MSTings, is here! M. Waverly and Growler, the new bots, try to riff anything they can find! Anyone can participate in riffing as Growler, M. Waverly, and Gypsy! You can also contribute host segments!
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And we’re starting with Project Popcorn!
In the not-too-distant future
Next Sunday, A.D.
There were these two robots
Not too different from you and me
They were built by Jonah Heston
Just two bots that weren’t the best-on
They did a good job riffing in the place
But Synthia didn’t like them so she shot them into space!
“I’ll send them cheesy movies!
The worst that we can find
They’ll have to sit and watch them all
And I’ll monitor their minds!”
Now keep in mind they can’t control
Where the movies begin and end
They’ll have to keep their sanity
With the help of us robot friends
Robot Roll Call
Cambot (Pan left!)
Gypsy (Hi girl!)
Growler (What a cool guy!)
M. Waverlyyyy! (That’s me!)
If you’re wondering how they eat and breathe
And other science facts
Then repeat to yourself “It’s just a show,
I should really just relax”
For M. Waverly and Growler’s Adventures in Riffing!
(TWANGGGGG!)
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M. Waverly: Hello, ladies! It’s M. Waverly here!
Growler: And Growler too!
M. Waverly: We won’t be doing Invention Exchanges, because we’re not the inventor type.
Growler: And we didn’t work at Gizmonic Institute!
Synthia: Oh, hi, Growler and Waverly! I’m going to send you a terrible MST3K parody!
Growler: Is it the Midnight Blue parody?
Synthia: No, we’re thankfully not doing that. But I do have something worse!
M. Waverly: Is it RiffTrax Goes to Hawaii?
Synthia: No, much worse.
Growler: Is it a Master Pancake show?
Synthia: No. It’s the Russian adaptation of MST3K, Project Popcorn!
Growler: I don’t even understand Russian. We’ll just riff on how everyone looks. Which episode?
Synthia: Episode 1! And also, a short! It’s a surreal Cartoon commercial break! Ardy, movie in the hole!
Ardy: As you wish!
M. Waverly: We’ve got commercial break sign!
(door sequence)
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(Short starts) Also write riffs to go with timecodes!
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Growler: Time for some Pop-Tarts!
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Waverly: Sorry, 1st experiment canceled! Due to lack of riffing.
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Seriously, does anyone riff here?
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Wish I could remove previous posts.
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Riff, idiots, riff!
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