Make A Movie End Faster....

Ha ha! Lotsa stuff had opium and heroin in it too! :drooling_face:

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“Crap! Sorry, Andre. Can’t make it to dinner tonight”

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Casablanca – “What are you talking about? There’s no such thing as ‘letters of transit’! Shoot everyone pretending there is!”

“Look, soldier, all the money is going into this ‘Death Star’ boondoggle, and we have to save every space-buck we can!”

“Hey, I’ve got 15 mintues. What say we hit the Jack-in-the-Box Drive Thru?”

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Henry Hill was no rat, and he broke his cherry. Then he snorted some C and got some egg noodles and ketchup.

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Beverly Hills Cop

Eddie Murphy beats the crap out of Jonathan Banks. James Russo survives and they all stay in Detroit.

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Hey, king uncle, you killed my dad. Now you die.

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Captain Ahab: “You know what, chasing whales is dumb. Let’s sail to Tahiti!”

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And they are promptly eaten by the dragons at the gates of Mount Doom.

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Hey, Eulabelle, did you see those guys dumping sodium in the water? It was pretty keen. Well, off to drive my car real fast with Tina. She’s definitely the gal for me. Real marrying type.

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“It’s a tragedy, Martha and Thomas Wayne, shot dead in a robbery gone wrong, and their son Bruce, who ran from the attacker and just got pasted by a bus…”

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I can also see:

Earl! Cover those vats.

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“Ruby slippers? Thanks, Glinda, I’m out of here! F— the Wizard.”

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Or:

Get out of the house!

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“Don’t go in the basement!”
“OK, really didn’t plan to.”

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Brian Dennehy lets Stallone drift. Everyone is spared from riffable sequels.

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Well, that one coulda had the popsicle dude remember his message right away. Or, the doctor coulda ducked.

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OK, how about:

“Basements are dumb in Texas. Let’s not build one.”

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:thinking:

No, President Polk, we decline annexation.

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“You know, this Santa Anna fellow seems pretty reasonable. Let’s give him a shot at running Texas for a while.”

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“No, seriously, what’s the use of carrying that thing around in a jar?”
“You’re right. We shouldn’t save Hitler’s Brain after all.”

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