“You know, this Santa Anna fellow seems pretty reasonable. Let’s give him a shot at running Texas for a while.”
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“No, seriously, what’s the use of carrying that thing around in a jar?”
“You’re right. We shouldn’t save Hitler’s Brain after all.”
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Here you go mister Diabolik, the bars of gold you requested.
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“This isn’t the Valley Lodge, is it?”
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“There’s some kind of Glasnost thing going back on the homeworld, Captain.”
“But what about TORCHA?!”
“Yeah, we’re just not doing that any more. Also gargon bisque has become a very popular food item.”
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Gorgon bisque being suddenly popular would increase the need for gorgon herds. You’ve ended the movie, but started another one. TORCHA is back on!
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WILL WE NEVER BE FREE OF THE TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE FRANCHISE?!?!
Summary
You heard me. That body wasn’t at all unclear.
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Not as long as electrical tape looks good on a v-neck.
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When Jonathan realizes he is falling in love with the mannequin he created, he decides to begin therapy.
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Woah. That one also kills the sequel. Your powers indeed are great.
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Ernest goes to camp, but it’s Camp Crystal Lake. Eight sequels avoided.
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“The central computer would just like you to know that growing old sucks and there really is nothing outside the dome.”
“Sounds good. We’ll continue to stay hot and party constantly until we die at 30.”
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It’s end a movie faster, not describe the premise. 
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It then raises the question of why all that had to happen in the first place. So maybe more like, “Okay computer, we believe you. We’ll stay home.”
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Oh, I see. If your second sentence was the runners speaking, not the entire city of hot, party people, then it ends the movie. Otherwise it was pretty much what was happening before Logan 5 was given the job of finding sanctuary.
If only the darn computer had just told him to take the day off, Box would still be freezing fish, and plankton, and sea greens, and protein from the sea.
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The Baker family wishes Samantha happy birthday when she wakes up.
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…and chicken, corn, green peppers, chili…(sigh)… onions…
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You can’t kill Gedde Watanabe’s biggest roll! You monster! 
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“Say, #9837, can you make sure that #6153 doesn’t get too far from our spaceship? He does this all the time, and I’m getting tired of it; he always tries to get separated from us, scrounge for candy, and phone home when he needs a ride.”
“You got it, #5924.”
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“Someone keep an eye on Danny and make sure he doesn’t do something foolish like walk though a time portal”
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