Matt…
I can’t stop looking…
Matt…
What did you do to Kermit?!!
It’s always the one you least expect… until it’s someone like Matt, the exception that proves the rule.
It was for the best. Kermit broke his leg.
And broken legs are really contagious, you get me?
Surely theres a better way to try frogs legs???
It’s a good thing frogs can jump, or he’d have gone with the Schwinn.
Man, it really isn’t that easy being green.
There is, but don’t call me Shirley.
Matt’s feeling some superiority.
Looks like Doc Hopper will finally get what he’s been after all these years!
“What do you do, Matt?”
“Ah keel frogs.”
Perhaps Matt is actually Miss Piggy’s conniving yet effective divorce lawyer?
Wait. I don’t think that’s Kermit.
…
It’s Glep from Smiling Friends.
…
He’s been stretched to death.
Who knew that under that friendly smile lurks a crazy anuracidal maniac!
I’m still just ogling Sally the plant.
It’s Charlie the Plant.