Matt... What did you do...?!

Matt…

I can’t stop looking…

Matt…

What did you do to Kermit?!!

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It’s always the one you least expect… until it’s someone like Matt, the exception that proves the rule.

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It was for the best. Kermit broke his leg.

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And broken legs are really contagious, you get me?

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Surely theres a better way to try frogs legs???

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It’s a good thing frogs can jump, or he’d have gone with the Schwinn.

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Man, it really isn’t that easy being green.

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There is, but don’t call me Shirley.

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Matt’s feeling some superiority.

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Looks like Doc Hopper will finally get what he’s been after all these years!

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“What do you do, Matt?”

“Ah keel frogs.”

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Scared Kermit The Frog GIF

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Perhaps Matt is actually Miss Piggy’s conniving yet effective divorce lawyer?

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Wait. I don’t think that’s Kermit.

It’s Glep from Smiling Friends.



He’s been stretched to death.

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Who knew that under that friendly smile lurks a crazy anuracidal maniac!

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I’m still just ogling Sally the plant. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

It’s Charlie the Plant.