"Missed" riff opportunities

I was a big fan of the kids’ book How To Eat Fried Worms when young. My folks made fun of me for it, which just made me love it even more. :stuck_out_tongue:

Somehow, not a single riff about it got into Squirm. At least, none that I recall. (If you know differently, point me towards the moment, please!)

If they’d only had one writer who was about five years younger. [sad sigh]