If Mitchell was a toaster strudel, what flavor would he be.
Hot dog water.
Ding Dongs & Scotch.
“Mitchell” and “healthy” are 2 words that should never be in the same sentence.
Sammich flavored, which I will have my eyes on.
Tapioca, with a hint of ashtray.
Whatever was in the garbage can that those goons dumped on his head.
Cigarettes and Orange Peel.
beer and disappointment.
Body hair and hangover sweat.
Rusty Gaff (discontinued)
Ash and a 4 month old whiskey stain.
An amalgamation of his day’s meals: powdered donuts, orange wedge, day-old Big Mac, stale beer, and “soup.” Mmm-mmm-wrong.
Alcohol, baby oil, and Linda Evans juices.
The answer is: BUZZ OFF, KID!