Mitchell is part of this healthy breakfast

If Mitchell was a toaster strudel, what flavor would he be.

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Schlitz™, obviously. :beer:

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Cold coffee.

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Hot dog water.

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Ding Dongs & Scotch.

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“Mitchell” and “healthy” are 2 words that should never be in the same sentence.

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Sammich flavored, which I will have my eyes on.

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Tapioca, with a hint of ashtray.

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Whatever was in the garbage can that those goons dumped on his head.

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Cigarettes and Orange Peel.

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baby oil

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Regret.

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beer and disappointment.

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Body hair and hangover sweat.

Rusty Gaff (discontinued)

Ash and a 4 month old whiskey stain.

An amalgamation of his day’s meals: powdered donuts, orange wedge, day-old Big Mac, stale beer, and “soup.” Mmm-mmm-wrong.

Alcohol, baby oil, and Linda Evans juices.

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The answer is: BUZZ OFF, KID!

Mitchell!

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