More Tim Ryder!

*Can we get more of Tim? My kids cracked up at the opening bit!

NAME TO CREDIT:
[Steve White]

HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT:
[like the color]

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That’s very kind, thank you! And thanks for watching!

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I HATE TIM RYDER’S NEW VOICE!

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But wait! There’s more! You’ll get a second Tim Ryder with every order of Tim Ryder, so hurry! Operators are standing by. Just call 1-800-TIM-RYDR and tell them you want more Tim Ryder today!

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I remember his hair metal band RY-DOR.

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I remember that time he donated a trophy to the PGA, and they named the Ryder Cup after him.

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“Turn your crank to FRANK!”

“Less talk!”

“And more new country!”

“Wynonna!”

“Billy Ray Cyrus!”

“Love that FRANK!”

“It’s a radio station… called FRANK!”

“More Garth! More Reba! More Tim Ryder!”

“Wynonna!”

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“Am I out of Tim Ryder? Do I need more Tim Ryder?”

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You can also hear @timryder on Hello From the Magic Tavern as the elf D’athaniel Quen’yarvin. I hope I’m pronouncing that correctly.

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I promise you’re offending him.

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I appreciate Tim Ryder because I was at the Time Bubble show in Rochester posting all like “aaahh they’re playing Owner of a Funky Duck” and Tim was up in the booth smoking bon bons and posting all like “that’s not the house music that’s ours blahaha yr doomed!” so thanks for clearing that up.

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Be aware that an excessive concentration of Tim Ryders has been known to cause a breakdown in causality, crumbing of the walls of reality, mild insanity, bouts of hysteria, isolated fires, inexplicable southern accents, and itchy scalp. The Gizmoplex is not responsibly for phenomena resulting from gathering multiple Tim Ryders in a single location. Enjoy Tim Ryder in moderation.

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You are not, but thanks for trying. The pronunciation is difficult for your heavy human tongue.

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Do not take Tim Ryder if you are allergic to any of his ingredients.

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Wait… Are you posting this from Foon?

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Four out of five dentists recommend Tim Ryder for their patients who chew gum.

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Tim Ryder, credited as “Bonehead” from MST3K

David Ryder, Chunk-head from Space Mutiny, Big McLargehuge, married to Debbie Reynolds.

We are literally through the looking glass here people.

Coincidence?

I think not!!!

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And yes we need lots more of Tim Ryder, no matter how he is related to David Ryder, or Debbie Reynolds…or Burt Reynolds for that matter.

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Or even if he is a nepo baby from the Red Ryder BB gun empire

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If Tim ever decides to go into political podcasts, and I hope he doesn’t, he can call his podcast Lyder with Ryder.

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