Sort of like John Carradine having a cell full of monsters in The Unearthly just because.
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The explanation for that one is simple: it was the 50s.
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I was just about to post this one. Maybe she just really likes zombies?
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Those were his failed experiments. He could have just killed and buried them, I guess.
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Ro-Manâs plans basically boiled down to: Destroy all humans, relax in your bubble cave.
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With John Carradine, that kinda sorta somewhat makes sense from a mad science viewpoint as his way of monitoring his progress in his experiments? Maybe? I dunno.
At the very least, youâve got some of those mutants turning a wheel around some zany-looking apparatus of some kind, so theyâre probably generating electricity for him and making things a bit more cost-effective (until you factor in what they must be feeding them).
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Paul from Cry Wilderness baffles me. I never got why he runs around endangering everyone and having a dudeâs eyes gouged out. Did I miss something about him being controlled by an evil Bigfoot?
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The only angle I can consider is that she calls them her âlittle pets,â so⌠maybe this is what happens when the folks didnât get those puppies she wanted from the pet shop?
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Or itâs like the lunatics who keep big cats. Part danger, part forbidden fruit?
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I could see that, yeah.
âI donât want to go with something showy and ostentatious like tigers or anything. UNPREDICTABLE VOODOO ZOMBIES, IT IS!â
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Did The Master ever have a plan?
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I think The Master had an elaborate reverse-engineered plan to justify his purchase of a tacky poncho.
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The Day Time Ended
The, ummm ⌠bad guys? ⌠they, uhhh ⌠deployed claymation monsters to, I donât know, repair broken mirrors and ⌠something about spaceships and automatic faucets, maybe?
Oh, and ponies. With steak milk.
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[slaps the side of a mysterious space pyramid]
âThis baby can end the existence of so many times in a dayâŚâ
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Really, the only truly evil thing the Master did was make the little girl one of his wives and it doesnât seem like itâs a sexual thing to be a wife of the Master, so itâs not even all that bad.
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Typical cult leader. Collect âwivesâ, drive away any other guy who might want one, and start killing people when someone doesnât do what you want.
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Yeah, but the only one he killed was Torgo and Torgo was trying to do some weird sexual stuff with the wife, so if anything, The Master is the good guy here.
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The Master was just trying to get his ass out of having to do any chores around the place.
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Come to think of it, Torgo told them they couldnât stay but they went ahead with the home invasion anyway. I think weâve been looking at this all backwards.
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You may be on to something. And maybe at the end he was just keeping Debbie safe until Protective Services could come collect her.
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