Movie Mashups

Since both of those monsters were friend to all children in the sequels, the only fight they’d be doing is for the favor of Kenny. The final scene would be them tearing him in half trying to be the one to hold him in their hands.

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Willy Wonka and the Pod people.

A frustrated Wonka is tired of people stealing his chocolate creations, he comes across some eggs, and raises an army to take revenge on mankind.

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Squirm Deliverance. “You got a pretty worm boy!” Burt Reynolds, Jon Voight, Ned Beatty, and Ronny Cox paddle their canoes through killer worm country looking for “Mr. Beardsley!!!”.

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Conan the Cave Dweller. The long awaited third Conan film teaming Arnold Schwarzenegger and Miles O’Keefe battling the real John Saxon and Ernest Borgnine as an even more boring old man.

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Swamp Diamonds Are Forever

Bond finds himself stuck paddling a boat in a Florida swamp with a gaggle of convicts

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Diabolik Unchained. Quentin Tarantino’s reimaging of a laughing guy who steals stuff for a new generation. Starring Channing Tatum, Margot Robbie, Mads Mikkelsen, and Leonardo DiCaprio as the police inspector.

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Angels Revenge and Spit On Your Grave. Not your father’s Angels Revenge. Things are about to get ugly. Rated X.

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Skydivers and Misfits. Clark Gable and Marilyn Monroe embrace the pleasures of coffee, jumping out of airplanes, and depressing cinematography.

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Stranded in SpaceCamp: Five kids are launched into the Big Black by a literal-minded robot and land on the Earth opposite planet Terra, where they must evade the all-powerful New Order.

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Final Justice League — aka the Clark Cut or Justice is Greydon.

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Vanilla Skydivers. Thank god it was just a dream.

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Private Parts: The Clonus Horror. A hidden colony of scientists have acquired Howard Stern’s DNA and are manufacturing a factory full of spares to rule the world.

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Analyze This Island Earth. Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal star as mobster and shrink kidnapped by a race of hidden aliens with big foreheads and burger art on the wall.

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The Violent Years of Living Dangerously. Mel Gibson and Sigourney Weaver play journalist and British Diplomat who pass insider Intel and go on crime sprees incognito.

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Cry Macho Wilderness

90-year-old Clint Eastwood plays 50-year-old Clint Eastwood as a washed up ranchhand on a mission from his boss, who is Bigfoot, to retrieve his son—an annoying kid who endangers everyone all the time—from his mother, probably played by Frank Stallone.

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Summer of Sampo

Spike Lee takes on the story of a Finnish village being terrorized by a serial-killer witch, and only the great Finnish hero Leguizinkäinen can save them—if he can find the sampo!

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Taming of the Killer Shrews

Hijinks ensues in Shakespeare’s comedy about Petruchio’s attempt to tame his wife who is literally a giant shrew trying to eat him.

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Moon Zero Too

Harry and Lloyd bumble their way through space trying to return a junked satellite to a beautiful heiress

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Last of the Wild Horse Whisperers. Robert Redford stars as a man who speaks Horse who runs into some cattle rustlers and gets framed for murder.

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Alien to Live and Die in L.A. Kathy Ireland hails a cab to go to the airport. Too bad Willem Dafoe is her cab driver. No Africa for her. L.A. all the way!

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