Long winded alert!
What can be remade? Certain ‘actors movies’. They keep re-telling Queen Elizabeth I’s story because it’s a juicy tale with a compelling historical figure. The joy is seeing what Cate Blanchett or Helen Mirren or Bette Davis or Glenda Jackson, or Judi Dench, or Flora Robson, or any top drawer performer can do with the role.
You never know? Sometimes I don’t want something remade, but it turns out alright: True Grit, two wonderful versions, two distinct visions at play, each outdoing the other at certain points (I prefer Wayne in the lead, and the Coen’s made a mistake getting rid of the cat, not only because I like cats, but it says a lot about Cogburn’s prickly personality and who he’s going to be loyal too - however they are master storytellers and were spot on in the casting of Hailee Steinfeld as Mattie Ross, she’s the right age, the right personality, she fixes one of the casting blunders of the original)
Sure, but can you shut up and just answer the question? Is there anything that should never EVER be remade?
There are directors with such a distinct look and feel, and who are drawing from themselves to such a degree that you can’t separate the person from the movie - those I’d not like to see remade - Fellini, for example - never remake 8½ or La Dolce Vita
Buster Keaton can’t be bested, so don’t even try. Leave The General, Sherlock Jr. and Steamboat Bill Jr. alone. (edit - and yes, I’m aware Red Skelton did several of Keaton’s routines on screen, and I like Red, but still still… don’t wanna remake)
Never remake my all time favorite movie, On The Waterfront - to me it’s pitch perfect - the cast, the score, the direction, the era in which it was made (correlating with the true waterfront story and real life people it was based on), the camera work and those gray, overcast skies. Brando giving the greatest onscreen performance in the history of film. No, leave it the hell alone!