But the feeling of power you got when the teacher picked you to be the one to turn it.
Escape to Witch Mountain (1975). I loved this movie as a kid and didn’t realize until I recently watched it with a friend who hadn’t seen it how weird this movie is.
There was a sequel, that was nearly as weird. I saw it on opening day at the local mall. Probably the first movie I saw on opening day.
The books were pretty good. Actually, I liked the movies, the first better than the second.
Return from Witch Mountain (1978)
The Dark Backward with Judd Nelson
The Magic Christmas tree (rifftrax did riff it!)
The conjuring ( i did not like the 1st one)
Twilight (rifftrax again)
Birdemic ( rifftrax)
Jingle all the way
The first one was fine (though not as good as the second.)
I think a better one from that series would be The Nun. Very pretty film, decent acting, but the plot was a godawful mess. Oi.
Annabelle Comes Home could be fun too. But that one at least partially knew it wasn’t being serious, so I’m not sure how well that’d work. I was actually pretty entertained by it. Though I think it would have worked better as a PG-13 film.
How about 1966’s “Queen of Blood” a.k.a. “Planet of Blood,” produced by George Edwards and Samuel Z. Arkoff (along with Roger Corman, who was not credited as the movie was non-union, and Corman was committed to working with union crews. Corman’s touch, however, is evident throughout.) Queen of Blood has a lot of fun visuals, some striking appropriated footage, and all is served up in glowing Sixties living color.
Parts of Queen of Blood were courtesy of two Soviet science fiction films. Their obviously higher-budgeted sets were combined with footage of sets built by “a bunch of hippies [working] as set decorators, and they were stoned all the time.” 1966 sounds like it was fun!
The featured players are John Saxon, Basil Rathbone, Dennis Hopper, and Judi Meredith. Forrest J. Ackerman makes a brief appearance.
It’s the year 1990. Prompted by signals from outer space, a crew from the International Institute of Space Technology travels to Phobos via Mars to search for the craft of an alien ambassador who had evidently been on the way to Earth. They find a crashed alien spaceship on the Martian moon. The ship contains one survivor: a green-skinned, Troll-doll bouffant coiffed alien (the striking Florence Marly) who, we come to learn, has a taste for human blood. During the trip back to Earth, they keep her hunger at bay with blood plasma from the ship’s supply. However, the plasma eventually runs out. One by one, all of the human crew are drained, except for Laura (Meredith) and Allan Brennan (John Saxon, who delivers a vintage Saxon starts-at-furious-and-works-his-way-up performance.) Laura saves Allan from becoming a liquid entree by scratching the alien, who bleeds to death, though the wound is small. It turns out she is a “queen” of her species, and has stashed pulsating jelly-like eggs all over the ship. Instead of destroying her spawn, it is decided the eggs will be studied, meaning- vampire aliens are headed to Earth. Well- sure.
While it has its share of silliness, the movie does have a certain compelling eerie ambience. The alien queen’s glowing eyes, which she uses to hypnotize humans before feeding on them, spooked me as a kid. There’s a lot about Queen of Blood to have fun with, and a lot of quasi-psychedelic 1966 eye candy. The Wikipedia entry for this film says that Dennis Hopper was “trying very hard to keep a straight face” during the filming, and his performance does have a restrained, rather medicated, sunburnt Laurel Canyon quality to it. Saxon rants; Basil Rathbone seems to be delivering his lines from the bottom of a brandy snifter. Platinum blonde Judi Meredith has a no-nonsense toughness to her, and she is the one that saves the day. And Florence Marly makes a very memorable alien vampire queen.
For having a budget of only $65,000, the movie manages to be engaging science fiction. At other times, it’s full of retro space kitsch. I think it’d be a great choice for riffing.
I have that movie. It’s not one you find yourself watching often.
It’s not the worst one. Try the 3rd movie they made. There’s a different version of the 1st movie where everyone has a twin. Some people have to find their twin, and they instinctively know who this previously unknown about twin is. There are so many flaws to unpack there. There are 5 various movies with the premise.
Supergirl (1984) I didn’t hate that film. I know that’s not a popular opinion.
I have a real soft spot for The Dark Backward and just about any truly odd, original DTV of the era.