MST3K Achievements

I was thinking today: Participating in this forum comes with Achievements. What if watching MST3K itself also came with Achievements and/or Badges?

Some ideas:

  • Watching the “Rock Climbing” sequence (Badge: A mountain)
  • Your first viewing of Manos: The Hands of Fate (Badge: Torgo)
  • Watching all episodes in order, start to finish (Badge: The moon logo)
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5th time watching Time Chasers (Badge: Chinderwear)

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Watching Pod People 10 times without bathing (Badge: “It Stinks!” with OK hand sign)

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Watching the Coleman Francis trilogy straight through without falling asleep (Badge: a cup of coffee)

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Watching all the Commando Cody shorts in one sitting: this prototype of the 2nd generation iPod Shuffle:

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Watch both Joe Don Baker features as a doubleheader (Badge: 6 pack of beer).

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  • Watch Hercules Against the Moon men (Badge: Sandstorm)
  • Watch Hercules Against the Moon twice (Badge: “Tough Guy” arm with flexing bicep)
  • Watch Hercules Against the Moon three times in a row (Badge: “Deep Hurting”)
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How about seeing and OWNING both versions of MST3K: The Home Game (this guy)
Badge: Movie Sign lights

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Remembering what Mighty Jack was about five minutes later.
Badge: Yellow Submarine

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How about an ‘Irked Herc’ Badge?

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Watching one of the episodes they’ve lost the rights to. Maybe a pirate flag, for no particular reason.

Plotting Mr Burns GIF

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A cup of coffee is certainly appropriate, but something stronger might be in order for this feat. Maybe an icon of the person who holds the water bottle for a boxer after he’s been beaten silly? Or an icon of a hug, to pull the viewer back from the edge of existential despair.

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I own 3 different copies of Manos and the sequels. How about “There is no way out?”

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Yeah! I managed to see Godzilla vs Megalon before it was pulled. Woo hoo! I get a badge! :pirate_flag:

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I think that deserves a “Keep Circulating the Tapes!” badge.

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