I’ve got a themed series of floats in mind, but they might need to come a bit later in the evening.
Theeeey’re breasticaboobical, chesticamammical,
Pendular, globular fun!
I’ve got a themed series of floats in mind, but they might need to come a bit later in the evening.
Theeeey’re breasticaboobical, chesticamammical,
Pendular, globular fun!
For me it has to be a float full of East Eddies
Two dozen Munchie baloons… but spaced out so you can get randomly freaked and, of course, his voice coming through a series of those WWII loudspeaker trucks. You know, for the kids!
And look! There’s Mexican Santa, Martian Santa and Italian Santa together riding in a three-man sleigh!
I like the one that’s actually a hologram of Jack Palance that rotates!
Why stop at just one? I want one for each Palance in the MSTie catalogue! Spacelord Palance, 70s Palance, and Fruit-of-the-loomular Palance in all their glory! With free Jack Palance impression kits for all the kids.
It’s the Monster a-Go-Go float!
…
…
…
…
… there was no float.
I haven’t seen The Bubble float, but I have a theory about that.
I hope it’s totally baseless
My theory is that the parade is inside The Bubble. Also, maybe we should kill the baby.
Very interesting…
I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter
Make way for the Ku Klux Klowns!
What’s that float with the big head… biiiiig heeeeead…
I was looking forward to Emcee Emmett Kelly, but all he does is eat.
The Mr. B. Natural Marching band!
I kinda want to see that one.
Featuring Buzz on cornet!