MST3K but make it part of a Thanksgiving Parade

I’ve got a themed series of floats in mind, but they might need to come a bit later in the evening.

Theeeey’re breasticaboobical, chesticamammical,
Pendular, globular fun!

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For me it has to be a float full of East Eddies

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Two dozen Munchie baloons… but spaced out so you can get randomly freaked and, of course, his voice coming through a series of those WWII loudspeaker trucks. You know, for the kids!

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And look! There’s Mexican Santa, Martian Santa and Italian Santa together riding in a three-man sleigh!

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I like the one that’s actually a hologram of Jack Palance that rotates!

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Why stop at just one? I want one for each Palance in the MSTie catalogue! Spacelord Palance, 70s Palance, and Fruit-of-the-loomular Palance in all their glory! With free Jack Palance impression kits for all the kids.

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It’s the Monster a-Go-Go float!

… there was no float.

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I haven’t seen The Bubble float, but I have a theory about that.

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I hope it’s totally baseless

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My theory is that the parade is inside The Bubble. Also, maybe we should kill the baby.

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Very interesting…
I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter

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Make way for the Ku Klux Klowns!

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What’s that float with the big head… biiiiig heeeeead…

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I was looking forward to Emcee Emmett Kelly, but all he does is eat.

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[gets ready to file the serial numbers off of these balloons]

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@ArtCrow - do you mean this one?

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The Mr. B. Natural Marching band!

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I kinda want to see that one.

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Featuring Buzz on cornet!

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