I’m not sure if this is the Right place to post this but, If there was an Mst3k Dating sim, who do you think should be in it?
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Tom Servo of course.
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I’d say Growler.
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His profile pic would be him in his silk robe with a perfectly tied ascot.
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Date options would include:
- Scavenger Sales
- Weenie Roasts
- Swimming Meets
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I tried ending the date early but Servo told me "Hahahahaha You’re Stuck Here!’.
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Without Richard Basehart, GPC’s not interested.
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Name your character Richard Basehart and you can access the GPC ending…
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Timmy.
It’s lonely out in space.
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Bobo, if you can woo him away from Emily the Chimp.
Nuveena would be nice, and given the crew’s fascination with Adrienne Barbeau, I’d include her too.
Jack Perkins, Mr. B Natural, the Kitten With A Whip, and Pitch are all a must for the “Hook Up on Turkey Day” level.
Torgo should be an unlockable romance option, but you must have the right kind of hair.
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Yuri from Werewolf, who has 278 customizable hair options.
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How do I access the ending where I sing Fingal to syntho-sleep after the techno-love? (I’m guessing it involves anteater bashing)
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Winky from Manhunt In Space/ Crash Of The Moons.
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Am I alone in thinking that Rocky X Winky was very possibly a real off-screen thing?
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Rowsdower
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So, would Joel’s “oh wow!” be a sound that plays if you picked a right choice or a wrong choice?
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Yes.
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Handy MST3K lines to incorporate into the game dialogue choices.
“He wouldn’t touch you, Terry, you’re dirt.”
“Shut up, Iris.”
“I’m gonna Moon you!”
“Wow, you can do stupid things!”
“Watch out for snakes.”
“It stinks!”
“Covered in gravy, Texas style!”
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All incorrect choices result in a railing kill.
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Unless you’re romancing Kalgan or Lemont, in which case those are foreplay.
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