MST3K Haiku Thread

kick your scrawny ass
crappy movie parking here
Conan O’Briens

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Rooty toot toot, Drake
Live to get my ass shot off
Ballad of Stumpy

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For smoothies and more
It’s :notes: Mangoes: :mango: The Cans of Fruit™ ! :mango:
Let’s try some today!! :notes:

:tv:

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The Smashing Pumpkins
Newt Gingirch and Jim Carrey
We could prevent them!

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Not a giant or
A monster, so why would it
Be a real Gila?

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Which did I vote for?
Hear my true story, tonight
On Biography.

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Push the button, Frank.
I’M the God here. I’M THE GOD !!
PUSH THE BUTTON, FRANK!

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Rocom and robots.
Both badly done. Ninety min-
utes is far too long.

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The Norm of Robot
Wars. Everyone knows his name.
Unfortunately.

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A Pixar Robot
or Crappy General? Driver’s
Ed or Guided Tour?

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Space Mutiny shoots
Down the rest like space pirates.
Red 3 is avenged.

Captain Santa Claus,
See, this is why we put our
Faith in Blast Hardcheese.

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B-Movie “Heroes”:
Smarm, though your heart is breaking
Ladies just love that :yawning_face:

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tv_wheel
The TV Wheel is
Done in real time with one cam-
Shoot… still the wrong show.

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“A stand of seeders,
A spaceship is taking off,
And I am tired.”

~Tom Servo
-816 “Prince of Space”

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What is a Haiku?
A poem that doesn’t rhyme.
Which is a bit odd.

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Joel Hodgson’s the man,
He changed our lives forever,
We’re eternal fans.

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“Zapp Rowsdower.” No,
For real, you heard that right. We’re
Gonna go with it.

Grizzled Prospector -
Unappealing character,
Somehow steals the show.

Humans: You shoot them
In the butt, burst into flames.
Don’t try this at home.

Pretty good cult, but
Hockey season’s startin’, so
It’s hood-washin’ time.

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Cheddar biscuits. Tons
of Butter. Crack open that
Lobster and eat up.

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Seen it. Same shot. Neat
little trick. Once is enough
though. Do something else.

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Lloyd Bridges with Hugh
O’Brian? My lungs are ach-
ing for air. Help Me!

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