kick your scrawny ass
crappy movie parking here
Conan O’Briens
Rooty toot toot, Drake
Live to get my ass shot off
Ballad of Stumpy
For smoothies and more
It’s Mangoes: The Cans of Fruit™ !
Let’s try some today!!
The Smashing Pumpkins
Newt Gingirch and Jim Carrey
We could prevent them!
Not a giant or
A monster, so why would it
Be a real Gila?
Which did I vote for?
Hear my true story, tonight
On Biography.
Push the button, Frank.
I’M the God here. I’M THE GOD !!
PUSH THE BUTTON, FRANK!
Space Mutiny shoots
Down the rest like space pirates.
Red 3 is avenged.
Captain Santa Claus,
See, this is why we put our
Faith in Blast Hardcheese.
B-Movie “Heroes”:
Smarm, though your heart is breaking
Ladies just love that
The TV Wheel is
Done in real time with one cam-
Shoot… still the wrong show.
“A stand of seeders,
A spaceship is taking off,
And I am tired.”
~Tom Servo
-816 “Prince of Space”
What is a Haiku?
A poem that doesn’t rhyme.
Which is a bit odd.
Joel Hodgson’s the man,
He changed our lives forever,
We’re eternal fans.
“Zapp Rowsdower.” No,
For real, you heard that right. We’re
Gonna go with it.
Grizzled Prospector -
Unappealing character,
Somehow steals the show.
Humans: You shoot them
In the butt, burst into flames.
Don’t try this at home.
Pretty good cult, but
Hockey season’s startin’, so
It’s hood-washin’ time.
Lloyd Bridges with Hugh
O’Brian? My lungs are ach-
ing for air. Help Me!