MST3K Haiku Thread

CLAY FIGURES GO HOME
The handsome, helpful robots
Prefer ROBOT RUMP.

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On the Southern Sun
Some guy burns a man to death
Then boinks a princess

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The question is not
Is there beer on the sun but
Should I then drink it?

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It was nice of you,
that dead woman’s second chance.
You sign her card yet?

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Thank you, Taco fans!
Three Mesozoic Combos
To Go! Come again! :horse_racing:

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Say, how do you feel
About tactical misdi-
Don’t look over there! :microbe:

Bit by a Jerk Bat,
Doc Mustache Love says I’m fine!
No time for sex, wife.

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You know that I cried
Hairdresser in a coma
Died a thousand deaths

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Better than Star Wars?
Leonard Maltin: Laser Blast,
Two and a half stars.

Plastic poster tube…
Amulet glued to my chest…
Pow pow pow pow pow!

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Go as a stallion?
Whoa, that’s some real megabucks!
Time to be Daisy.

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OK, this movie’s
Already stupid. See? “When
Owls Fight.” Crow gets me.

Hey! These beers don’t have
Labels, and also, there is
No beer inside them!

Joel is back on the
SOL, and I love it,
But the movie stinks. :ok_hand:

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A new friend appears.
A pizza flies down the street.
Gotta be Munchie!

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Why must I be a
stupid filthy anteater?
Damn you, NovaCorp

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lives_by_night

“It Lives by Night” is
The Batman origin tale
No one thought to make.

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The Leech Woman: Be
All grossed out by the age-, sex-,
And racism too!

Dr. Dickweed’s the
Worst; you can count that murder
As a freebie, June.

Great episode, but
With all the JED! and the NEIL!
It’s tough on the ears.

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A shame, but it’s not
As if Teen Werewolf Tony
Had a bright future. :face_with_diagonal_mouth:

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Excerpt from Feers Theme Song.

“To go. Where every…
body knows his name. And they’re
never glad he came.”

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Nick Moon. Makes monsters
swoon. Drinks no labeled beer and
has no fear. Yeah right.

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Doctor Mordrid. A
Nineties Mork and Mindy. On-
ly not that funny.

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What am I watching
For America? Let’s just
Say it’s like, BA-BOOM! :fireworks:

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I don’t get haikus
They seem a little awkward
They’re just not for me

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