MST3K Haiku Thread

Tibby, a turtle
So creepy, but not a kaiju
Beloved by Tom Servo

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I can’t stop thinking
“What happened to the baby?!”
Even in my sleep :open_mouth:

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Grandma Pearl swings by
All curses on YOU, Bigfoot!
YOUR fault she won’t stay

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Have you seen my friend?
He was just guarding this place
I fear he’s a wolf

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Gasco Sally, when
You gonna’ shut that blandness
Down? Find some spices!

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There’s still no baby
Guys, there was a baby
Should we call for help?

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Trade in a routine
Workday for smarmy Nick West
Sex? A million nopes.

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Climbing, Bantering
Smoking, Live the Cold War way
Bore those Reds to death

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Slap the one you’re with
Hey, I ordered scroll, not scrod!
Ah, Catalina…

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Biker mamas love
Powder blue cashmere sweaters
Ask Ross. He’ll tell you :blue_heart: :motorcycle:

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Frankie Avalon
is her man. If she can not
kill him. No one can.

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I Think They’re Alone
Now. The beating of their hearts
is the only sound.

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Tell me Batwoman.
Is your heart filled with pain? Shall
I come back again?

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Rowsdower saves us
And saves all the world, but still
No beer on the sun

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Bleeding Karo out
my nose. Where is my bouquet
of flowers Merlin?

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A Tribute by Dr. Bill Cortner

Adolf Hitler was
my Dad. He told me to test
and experiment.

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Gaze into his eyes.
One Connery is as good
as another. NOT!!!

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Deadly chewing gum
is no match for the power
of extreme smugness.

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Watermelon man!
Spy movies must have cool music.
A Connery helps.

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(Psst! You could get that middle line to regulation size by using “tunes” instead of music.)

Malta, why let your
Movies grow up to be this
Bland-- and so milk-fed?!

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