MST3K Haiku Thread

Doh! I think I counted movies as one syllable. Could have gone with films, I suppose.

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Jack Nicholson voice
Kidz Bop Eastern Promises
Dom Deluise, why?

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Eye on the sammich
Heart pumping and veins clogging
Oh no, baby oil!

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In a ripoff a
long time ago, you’d believe
a droid was boring.

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The first moon western?
A captivating romance?
False advertising.

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You silly biker,
Kicks are for kids! Is it mag
ically delicious?

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What the **** was that?
Ostritch tower of lead stars
Cavalcade of huh

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(Cue Like A Bridge Over Troubled Waters)

Like a bug over
postcards of Chicago. Bert
will be there for you!!!

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(Cue Neil Diamond’s America)

Eating Pizza. Drink-
ing Wine. Is this really A-
merica? Today?

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Who’s more intelli-
gent? Her or A Fish Called Wan-
da? Call it a draw?

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It’s Jeronimo
A walking disaster zone
You better ru-uhn!

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Poor Rondo Hatton
He’s not a monster, you know.
Raise a glass to him.

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“PUT THE MASK ON NOW!”
On go Kingavision specs…
…ooh, a skull with EYES!

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Hope this plane lands soon…
…my wife’s water’s gonna break!
OH GOD, DON’T LAND THERE!

Here’s some turbulence!
Just ignore that this scene was
Filmed in a car wash!

A silent Can-Can.
I’m way too drunk to think of
How awkward this is.

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Drunk Ray Bradbury
Writes half a story; gets bored
Voilá: The Bubble

What the hell was that?
Dumb smarmy “hero” might have
Half a theory.

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Still haven’t seen it
I need to watch The Bubble
I will watch tonight.

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He has a theory
But took days to sense wrongness
He deserves bubbling

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Nutty idea:
Ram the bubble with a truck!
Welp, bye-bye, can-can.

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Nothing’s happening. Nothing.
These people are all so stupid!
This is just awful.

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Great haiku, Phantom -
Bubble? Manos? Starfighters?
It’s all these and more.

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