Doh! I think I counted movies as one syllable. Could have gone with films, I suppose.
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Jack Nicholson voice
Kidz Bop Eastern Promises
Dom Deluise, why?
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Eye on the sammich
Heart pumping and veins clogging
Oh no, baby oil!
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In a ripoff a
long time ago, you’d believe
a droid was boring.
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The first moon western?
A captivating romance?
False advertising.
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You silly biker,
Kicks are for kids! Is it mag
ically delicious?
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What the **** was that?
Ostritch tower of lead stars
Cavalcade of huh
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(Cue Like A Bridge Over Troubled Waters)
Like a bug over
postcards of Chicago. Bert
will be there for you!!!
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Who’s more intelli-
gent? Her or A Fish Called Wan-
da? Call it a draw?
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It’s Jeronimo
A walking disaster zone
You better ru-uhn!
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Poor Rondo Hatton
He’s not a monster, you know.
Raise a glass to him.
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“PUT THE MASK ON NOW!”
On go Kingavision specs…
…ooh, a skull with EYES!
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Hope this plane lands soon…
…my wife’s water’s gonna break!
OH GOD, DON’T LAND THERE!
Here’s some turbulence!
Just ignore that this scene was
Filmed in a car wash!
A silent Can-Can.
I’m way too drunk to think of
How awkward this is.
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Drunk Ray Bradbury
Writes half a story; gets bored
Voilá: The Bubble
What the hell was that?
Dumb smarmy “hero” might have
Half a theory.
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Still haven’t seen it
I need to watch The Bubble
I will watch tonight.
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He has a theory
But took days to sense wrongness
He deserves bubbling
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Nutty idea:
Ram the bubble with a truck!
Welp, bye-bye, can-can.
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Nothing’s happening. Nothing.
These people are all so stupid!
This is just awful.
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Great haiku, Phantom -
Bubble? Manos? Starfighters?
It’s all these and more.
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