Cut you good, Bayliss!
Yeah, I killed that fat barkeep.
Gonna MOON ya, man!
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Cherokee Jack - A Haiku
by Spotty Boots
Violent Foreshore
before cherokee jack choke
before the cuba
I think it’s in the running for some sort of prize, but don’t trust me, read the reviews !
“The juxtaposition of Cherokee Jack and Cuba is truly inspired.”
- The Daily Tale
“I don’t like short poems. So why am I reviewing a haiku, you may wonder? Well, I liked the title - ‘Cherokee Jack’. I am now a believer.”
- Enid Kibbler
“Amazing how so few words can set a scene so perfectly. I close my eyes and all I can see is the violent foreshore.”
- Hit the Spork
“I felt that I was a Cherokee Jack. It was spooky. I hope to read more by Spotty Boots. Perhaps next time, something longer.”
- Zeb W. Glassenheimer
“I’ve always wanted to write a haiku about Cherokee Jack. I can’t believe Spotty Boots has beaten me to it.”
- Betty Boron
:edited for haiku generator credit:
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Boy you’re sure funny.
My tires are filled with water.
Wow wowie wow wow!
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My NaMe Is ToRgO
aNd I tAkE cArE oF tHe PlAcE
aNd GrOpE tHe WoMeN.
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Happy turkey day!
Joel and the bots share the joy
Of cheesy movies, hurray!
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Rest on our island!
Murders, bees, and cigarettes.
Rejuvenating.
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Everybody smokes.
Have you seen the dog’s meat? Ugh.
Creepy guy tips hat.
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“Do you know Manuel?”
“¿Que?” “Here, I’ll translate for you:
DO … YOU … KNOW … MANUEL?”
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Select only 3?
Out of an all-star lineup
My best of the best:
Rookie crew slays it
Then there was “Mothercrabber.”
New best episode?
Haircut like a butt
Plus my name’s in the credits.
God, I love Mordrid.
When Halloween meets
MST, it’s pure magic.
Put The Mask on now.
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What is that accent?
Utahn, not Australian!
Visit Evermore.
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Tom Servo’s naked!
But not a real boy, he’ll get
Beat up. He’s a freak.
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Grocer Goodwill. Plus
Volume. Selling Displays. And
God and the Devil.
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Dominate me now
You angry pizza lady
I need a freezer
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Go Packers Go Woooo!
Giant Spider Invasion!
Want a piece of milk?
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Today’s my birthday
Specialty Breads! Liver Lips!
Favorite episode 
A double feature?
My new favorite episode
Ya Mothercrabbers 
Traditionally, I
Party with Jimmy, but there
Was that whole tribute 
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The perfect caper
Just tell no one about it
“Hey, Betty-!” Aw, crap.
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