MST3K: The Terrible Reboot

Midwest Science Theater 3000

For the most part, it’s the same show, though riffs can often slip into “That’s different” or “That’ll happen”. Sometimes the movie is ignored for lengthy periods when someone asks “How’s the weather?” or “See the (Big Ten team) game last night?”.

It should be noted that episodes tend to last around four to five hours. Most of this happens the first time someone attempts to say “goodbye” or “Push the Button”.

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Mustardy Science Theater 3000. The same show but someone has added a yellow tint.

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Mystery Seance Theater 3000: Where the dead talk back to the movies.

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Well that sounds boring.
Some offscreen guy: EXACTLY!

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This might actually be funny if they kept it to a single episode!

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Memory Something Theater 3000

The Mads force the crew of the SOL to act out - in their entirety - movies they’ve seen before, with no help from a script. It’s all from memory. If they fail to fill the 90 minutes, they will have to act out more movies or shorts until episode length is reached.

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So, basically what you all are saying is that there is no such thing as a bad MST3K reboot.

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Mitterrand Science Theater 3000, where speeches of former French presidents are riffed.

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Mildewy Science Theater 3000

You should have replaced the weather stripping, Pearl.

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Mystery Sconce Theater: which switch controls that light?

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Mitteny Science Theater 3000, where we watch warm and snuggly movies by the fire and say soothing things.

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Millinery Science Theater 3000.

Look at all these great hats we made! (Please don’t riff on them.)

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Stephen King’s The Mistery Science Theater 3000. The less said about this the better. Let’s just say it was no Carrie: The Musical.

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Mycology Symmetry Theater 3000
Wherein the host and bots attempt to find the perfectly symmetrical mushroom, in space.

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They Call Me Mistery Tibbs Science Theater 3000 with Sidney Poitier and Martin Landau.

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Miscellany Science Theater 3000.

Eh, we’ll do whatever, I dunno, we’re just fartin’ around, figuring things out.

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Merch Swag Theater 3000

It’s a series of infomercials dedicated to selling and giving away MST3K related products.

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¡Nosotras vemos malas películas en Mariachi Teatro de Ciencias 3000!

¡Ole!

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This here, mes amis, is Mississippi Science Theater 3000, where we riff on the best Cajun cookin’, I guar-an-tee!

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King will then write a book based on it that will be considered better, except for that uncomfortable bit with the kids near the end of Act 2.

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