MSTing: MST3K/RiffTrax Stuff!

Welcome to Riff This, where I post MST3K/RiffTrax-related images and I (and sometimes you) come up with snappy comments as Joel, Mike, Jonah, Emily and/or the Bots!

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Example:
Crow: I pick Tom Servo!

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Crow: Nick Fury appeared in The Hobbit? Ummm, no.
Servo: His name is NICK FURY!

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Jonah: This is why I’ve never been a Guardians of Ga’Hoole fan to date.
Servo: Apparently someone at RiffTrax hasn’t been reading the books.
Crow: (as Disembaudio) I’ve never read the books, just the movie!


Crow: Didn’t two guys create Herman’s Head?
Jonah: Andy Guerdat freaks out.
Servo: Number two in Worst RiffTrax Factchecking Errors Ever.
Crow: Number one, thinking Adam Koford is a Disney artist, even though the only Disney stuff he’s done was for Disney’s video game division.

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Crow: I don’t think we’ve riffed any Uwe Boll movie.
Jonah: (as Boll) If anyone ever uses my name on bad movies, I will snap at you!


Servo: What?
Crow: I thought the only thing the Ice Cream Bunny said was “Hurr hurr hurr!”
Jonah: After saying this, the guy who was in the Ice Cream Bunny suit was fired from Pirates World.

https://www.cinemark.com/movies/rifftrax-live-the-return-of-swamp-thing

He’s back!

Jonah: Who’s back?

You probably didn’t know that he was gone,

Servo: That’s because my sister went to see Princess Mononoke!
Crow: And then she almost got lost on the way!

but he was and now he’s back!

Crow: Remind me again, who’s back?

Swamp Thing,

Crow: Oh.
Jonah: The Alan Moore run was really weird!

AKA Swampington Montgomery Thing,

Jonah: Where did he get that info from? DC Who’s Who?
Servo: No, Conor’s Totally True Movie Facts!

returns to thwart the sinister plans of the evil Doctor Arcane, who apparently is also back.

Servo: Oh, thank god he got this right.

But! Here for the first time is Heather Locklear,

Crow: Heather Locklear is Heather Locklear!
Servo: No, it was ABBY ARCANE! You’ve never read the comics, Crow!

the young woman who is drawn to the mysterious charms of Mr. Thing,

Servo: I told you it was Abby Arcane!

and desires a love that is both human and plant-based.

Crow: Is Heather gonna marry Swampington?
Servo: NO, CROW, IT WAS ABBY ARCANE AND SHE WILL POSSIBLY MARRY SWAMP THING!!!
Crow: Calm down, Tom Servo! Calm down!