Fun idea for a thread. 
Gladiator - A happy cannibal.
Constable - Horse prison.
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acknowledge – experience gained from feeling surprise or dismay.
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tactile – a generic name for a Post-It note
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Percentage - How old each penny is
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Aspen - I sat on a pen so now I have one.
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Quince - A brief coincidence.
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Polygon - When you leave a bird in a room of cats.
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Chicklet - Helen Fielding novel.
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Dreadnaught - Phobia of the number 0.
Navigator - Blue reptile found in the swamps of Pandora.
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Lieutenant: somebody that refuses to leave the bathroom.
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Bracken - Cross-dressing doll
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Priory - Ex-boyfriend
Bestial - Number one long fish
Given the season…
Halloween - A corridor full of dweebs.
Pumpkin - That one cousin who is barely smart enough to operate the water pump.
Costume - That same cousin, attempting to read a price tag out loud.
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Fornicate - Katherine has twice the number of legs as usual.
Now tell me that wasn’t worth resurrecting this thread for. Because I felt I needed to share that brilliance with the world when I thought of it this morning.
Sony - Electronic brand that owns studios that were previously owned by soda companies.
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