New definitions of old words

Fun idea for a thread. :slightly_smiling_face:

Gladiator - A happy cannibal.
Constable - Horse prison.

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acknowledge – experience gained from feeling surprise or dismay.

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tactile – a generic name for a Post-It note

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Percentage - How old each penny is

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Aspen - I sat on a pen so now I have one.

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Quince - A brief coincidence.

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Polygon - When you leave a bird in a room of cats.

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Chicklet - Helen Fielding novel.

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Dreadnaught - Phobia of the number 0.
Navigator - Blue reptile found in the swamps of Pandora.

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Lieutenant: somebody that refuses to leave the bathroom.

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Bracken - Cross-dressing doll

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