But at least you can use Lake Michigan as an excuse. LOL! Even if they are in southern Indiana, they just got a little lost. Colorado, though? There are no large bodies of water to attract the bloody things.
That’s not quite right. Gulls prefer to stay near large bodies of water. They will travel farther inland during off breeding, but I always shake my head at the sheer number of seagulls we have around here. We get brown pelicans too. I guess the few lakes we have are large enough. 
Oh hi, Matt. See you on the Technical Difficulties with another adventure?
Dang kids…
He’s cute too!
…should we prepare the old dog cane?
Talk about a wrong turn at Alberquerque…
…that sounds like the premise of an old Canadian TV series. …well, no, half of it. The other half would require that kid to get a teaching degree.
Oh you poor fool.
Saw this one a few times. Gotta feel for the poor NatGeo guy named Walter Koenig, though. His school years had to be … interesting. LOL!
“Hey Russia boy! You goin’ to Mars today?”
Fortunately, nuclear wessels do not generally suffer from woodpecker infestations.
