Can’t stand The View, but would have enjoyed seeing someone trying to shut Whoopi Goldberg up!
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When did society ‘fall down’? I was expecting a kaboom, an earth shattering kaboom.
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You say that like it’s not mid-tumble, and hasn’t been mid-tumble for as long as anybody can remember. We didn’t start the fire, and neither did Billy Joel.
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Billy Joel understood better than anyone that we have to deal with pressure.
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That’s because he’s in a New York state of mind.
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At least we’re all going down together.
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Goodnight Saigon.
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And so it goes.
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Scenes From an Italian Restaurant!
This is what we’re doin’, right?
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I’m loving the Billy Joel train here, since I just finished listening to his 12 Gardens Live album.
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Were you sleeping with the television on?
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The Future Is StupidTM
ETA: at least Captain Jack will get you high tonight.
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Again, this sounds like the kind of story I would hear about in a game of Fibbage.
The Georgia Department of Drivers’ Service had to post to Facebook that drivers do not take their driver’s license photo ____.
Enter your lies now.
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With Barney.
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and mail it to Tbilisi.
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…with their butt cheeks.
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