News of the Weird

Also, this excerpt…

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Well, it’s a piece of meta-art (or anti-art) under a new title (I fought the law and the law won) once he returns the money, and he can sue for the estimated value of the new piece (unjust enrichment).

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As weird news goes, this isn’t all that weird, but it did happen on the road my grandparents lived on so,

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That seems to happen every so often. It gets in the news once every couple of years.

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I would have totally let him in with his gator!

“A gator? I had better check the rules. Let’s see. It’s a dangerous animal. Not exactly a dangerous weapon. Does he bite people? No? Wow! Ok… Aha! It says here that only service animals are allowed inside! You can’t come in! Oh, he is a service animal? Well, then welcome! Sorry for the delay. Enjoy the game!”

At least now he can sue and then settle for lifetime season tickets in a box suite.

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Actually, it isn’t a service animal. By law, a service animal is one that is trained to perform a service. “Emotional support” animals aren’t included.
A lot of people who want to bring their pets into places where they aren’t allowed are making trouble for people with actual service animals by trying this kind of thing, or by just falsely claiming that it’s a service animal.

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Apparently he was invited there to meet the players and just missed the time… he didn’t just show up expecting to go to a ballgame with an alligator.

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Yes, it makes more sense that he was invited to meet the players but showed up late. The news stories came about because he then tried to buy a ticket. Those stories left out the part about him having been invited to show up earlier.

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Star of creepy looking Zemeckis animation movies has opinions.

You know where you are? You’re in the slammer, baby!

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Was he brought to his nananananananna-knees?

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The cop wanted to hear him scream when he got arrested.

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Cat accused of wiping US Veteran Affairs server info after jumping on keyboard

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That darn cat!

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Yeah I’d be p!ssed off too :open_mouth:

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Meanwhile nobody in Gabon is ever gonna see a dime for this :woman_shrugging:

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Japan has just built giant solar-powered “Super Monster Wolves” to defend villages against bears.

And here’s a video of one in action: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLs3KnOMv6E
Of course it makes Gamera/Godzilla noises. Why wouldn’t it?

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Scientists are the biggest nerds.

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