News of the Weird

The weirdest part of this is they’re all crappy drawings done by kids who have no real art skills (unsurprising because they’re 12-year-olds).

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And now for an aggressively British crime…

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If I didn’t know what they meant by ‘tea,’ I would have thought they were talking about a cup of tea with fries in it.

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Bring it up. Make the mountain taller!

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And smellier?

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It might solve this problem:

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Did you ever read Into Thin Air by John Krakauer? Incredible book about how Everest is being ruined.

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I did read that. It’s quite good.

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Oh, yeah. Convinced me to never even try to climb Everest. Not that I could have, even in my young, lean, and mean days, but still…

Taking a walk where jetliners fly just seems unnatural.

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The parts where the lady was basically carried up the mountain by Sherpas were infuriating.

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I think he misunderstood the meaning of ‘Methodist.’

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…that reads like a “Florida Man” headline.

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Woodbury is very similar to Florida in some ways.

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Also-

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Yes, we want our product to be associated with potential harassment, suffering, and insult.

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I’m more worried about the delivery drivers.

They don’t get paid enough as it is.

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Another Valentine’s Day idea for the jilted-

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…good grief, who came up with that idea?

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