News of the Weird

Yeah, so he claims. He’s still a moron of the highest degree. Of course he’s a super fan of machine learning, namely, his “high-intelligence agent[s],” so he’s also an ignorant kool-aid drinker.

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…sir, have you learned nothing from fiction? Or are you presenting this week’s invention exchange?

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It’s OK, his Death Headset was created purely to be used for peaceful purposes.

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I didn’t know the police carried Poké Balls.

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Have you looked recently at how much gear an urban police officer is carrying these days?

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That has to be one of the most bizarre stories I’ve ever seen. I genuinely thought this was going to be another spoof shared by accident…

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Come for the Pokemon news, stay for the list of towns in Indiana with odd names.

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I used to drive through Gnawbone all the time.

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The concert was too cold and heaven knows I’m miserable now.

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Did he mention that he cried?

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You don’t want a moose inside your home. Those things get deadly.

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We know the fans did. It was not pretty — and what they cried was NSFW.

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A Møøse once bit my sis…

:: THWAP ::

øw…

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Dang, you beat me to it.

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And now for an article that raises multiple questions…

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