I can force myself to say them distinctly, but it definitely doesn’t come naturally.
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So this ties into an old, but evergreen, News Of The Weird.
For context Welsh is a legally recognised language in the UK, which means in Wales itself all public signage is dual-language and all UK government service must offer Welsh language translations.
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Now sometimes apostrophes in unexpected places make sense. Like in Hawaiian. (Or, more properly, Hawai’ian.) Because it’s denoting a pause, but not a pause long enough to separate one word from another.
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There’s also the !Kung people in Africa. The ! denotes a click which we don’t use in Western languages.
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As well he should be. The monster.
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Party at Debby’s!
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(That’s Nazareth, Pennsylvania.)
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Because… Florida 
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So it’s a week later and I was just listening to this recording and I’m sorry, the non-merged speaker has a weird accent. Like, New England? I could practically hear them saying they were going to pahk the cah in Hahvahd yahd.
Merged speaker sounds normal.
We need a linguistics thread 
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Might belong in the nightmare fuel thread instead…
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?!?
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People who wear all black tend to be depressed. Therefore, if we make them wear bright colors, they’ll cheer up. That’s how cause and effect works, right?
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And smiles are mandatory! It’s selfish to go around all gloomy!
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If this happened when I was in high school I could not be held responsible for my actions
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I’d be kicked out, wore nothing but black Jr High->… huh…now?
SMH
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Jezzz, they’re also anti-pocket? No “extra” pockets? So, 511s or cargo pants are also a no no.
Who dreams this stuff up? These people have way too much time on their hands…
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Right?
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That was me in high school. Black turtleneck, black trousers, black trench coat. Many of my friends did too. I’m glad I graduated a few years before Columbine.
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This is the most Terre Haute, Indiana story ever.
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