Nicholas Cage as Dracula?!

What is this from?

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Rod Zombie’s Werewolf Women of the SS.

it’s a trailer for a non-existent movie. It was featured between the two parts of 2007’s Grindhouse.

It’s on Youtube, but not posting a link due to content.

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Guillermo del Toro wades in to the great debate of our times:

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… he’s not wrong.

We’re all assessing things on an X / Y axis while Nic Cage is operating on a Z axis. He’s doing things in a dimension that we can’t fully comprehend.

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Nic Cage is the Nic Cage of our time. That’s all we’ll ever need.

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Speaking of… a photo!

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The man played Superman and Spiderman in theatrical releases in the same year. Nuff Said.

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I can JUST hear him saying “LOOK AT MY HANDS LOOK AT MY HANDS” in his trademark Nic Cage drawl.

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I dare you you look at his Fu Man Chu and contemplate the awe and terror that would collide should we be honoured with something in the way of Nicholas Cage playing the Master in Rod Zombie’s “The Hands of Manos”

Not something actually happening but just contemplate…

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He looks like Jonathan Ross…
Jonathan Ross Laughing GIF by The Masked Singer UK

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I had this idea for a story involving a University for potential Renfields. Also, had a story idea about a post apocalyptic world involving illiterates and the only source of knowledge about the past could be found on a Snapple’s cap. But my ideas are like turds.

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Behold, a trailer!

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Man, Bela Lugosi looks terrible colorized.

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It’s all that morphene.

Looks better than Twilight.

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That’s quite the low bar you’re setting.

FACTS. :smiley:

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Honestly, didn’t have many expectations, but that trailer does make it look interesting…

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The point in the trailer where the guy goes “come on in,” had me intrigued.

The final trailer has dropped.

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