Spinning off from the Cheesy Movie Thunderdome, what two characters do you think should face off in mortal combat? Characters from any riffed movies are eligible (MST3K, RiffTrax, The Mads, it’s all good).
In Battle #1, it’s a full-on, no-holds-barred breath-off. In the brown corner, it’s Wind Demon from The Sword and the Dragon. In the blue corner, it’s Pendragon’s unnamed wind demon from Jack the Giant Killer.
Whose halitosis reigns supreme?
The Official Wind Demon (The Sword and the Dragon)
When you considered that an old guy on a horse managed to take out the wind demon single-handedly where the wind demon from Jack and the Giant Beanstalk managed to defeat the entire crew of the ship, I’m pretty sure that one would win.
I won’t slight the Russian wind demon for having his butt kicked by one guy, not when that one guy is Ilya ‘freaking’ Muromets - he was undefeated before then and we saw what he did in his little demonstration. Though yes, he was softened up in the movie – in the poem Nightingale the Robber was a much more fearsome, destructive, and death-dealing figure…
Lobo vs Lobo is a draw. I’ll give Lobo the slight edge over Lobo only because Lobo had the sharper mind and catchphrase (“Time for go to bed!” is seriously better than “Up, up and Away” or “Avengers Assemble”. If I had a catchphrase I’d want it to involve naps or eating too… so… I vote for Lobo!)