He’d probably just text back with a link to “Living With A Hernia.”
(Then I can upstage him by telling him that I got one first.)
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6 minutes until operation nepotism
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Stand by to stand by.
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I might want Neil Connery in my werewolf movie.
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Warwilf?
You and Noel is in it for the money well over My Dead body you hear me
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He smells like citron, you know.
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Get that cat outta here!
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I hope his car was built by Astin’s brother Geoffrey Martin
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Sorry. No can do. He came with the “home theater.” (In other words, my laptop and windowsill.)
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Free home theater with every view of a Neil Connery movie
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Checking in.
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Rrrrreel One!
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[Muppet clerk voice:]
SOMEBODY’S CHECKING IN!!!
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The Longest Minute.
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Okay roll them smokey
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Operation Bro-needs-a-job
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This is so boring.
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This better not lead to truck-based love scenes. 
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At least there aren’t any Kardashians in this
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