Whatâs the problem? You canât buy anything for a penny anymore anyway.
I can also dislocate my left shoulder at will.
If anyone actually DOES want the context for this one, I have you covered..
Canât explain the inverted Charlie Brown shirt, though. Good grief!
Doreen seems to be enjoying that dream a lot more than I do!
No, heâs from the planet Blortek and just happy to see you.
All I said was âWow, I canât believe you guys have been married for 15 years.â
âThere you go again, bringing up my disability!â
Golden Corralâs new - if overly wordy - slogan!
Ainât no party like a messing-up party, cuz a messing-up party donât stop!
The first one of the two w/ Jessica Alba was ⌠fantastic.
I remember going to the theater, looking at the marquee, and having to choose between FF and Batman Begins. I opted for the former.
Of course, Batman Begins is better, but the Nolan films are not what I would call great. But thatâs a discussion for another thread.
I think âska band Hitlerâ is exactly who youâd hire to play at a messing-up party.
âWe all know that too much thinking can make your female uterus explode, and Iâm not about to start cooking my own dinner!â