“Comics code violation? Lewd and suggestive behavior?!?”
But all I said was how much I enjoy visiting my junk room, where I kneel down in front of this junk hole and wait for some passing stranger to stick their…"
[EDITOR’S NOTE: CAPTAIN REX DIED BRAVELY BEFORE HE COULD COMPLETE THAT SENTENCE.]
Something something euphemism euphemism do you wanna go on a date?
I can’t speak to the werewolf science, but I can say that woman has ASTONISHING core strength to hold that position with no support.
Don’t worry darling, the blow to the back of the head should help.
The horror of being subject to the same gravitational laws as the Pumaman!
Darrel, yous a scientist? Ahbsolutely fahscinating.
“What that is and who will do it… That’s somebody else’s problem.
I’m more of a ‘big picture’ sort of guy.”
In the meantime, I’ll keep on wondering if there’s beer on the sun.
“Oh, and who pounded your head down into your torso so that you don’t have a neck anymore?”
Cut to next panel and it turns out the something was “a nap”.
I’ve heard of stress eating, but…
“Look, we all put on a bit of weight during lockdown, but I think you might be exaggerating a bit.”
“I’m just an intern, of course. I fetch coffee, do some paperwork … but you’ve gotta start somewhere!”
It’s not so bad when you think of it as only 2.75 William Conrads.
“As for you indigenous Martians, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news…”
“I come bearing the gifts of firearms, smallpox, and the knowledge that your decimated culture will live on in the form of cigarettes, chewing gum, and some very offensive sports mascots. But hey, pretty sweet casinos, amirite?!”