Out of Context Comics

“So, Bacho: who do you think will play you in the movie adaptation?”

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“…I was thinking Ramón Gay, perhaps.”

Alfred has the endless patience of a saint… Unfortunately though, he lives with Bruce, so he’s used it all up dealing with his bull#$%!. So everyone else gets the business end of the Boomstick.

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“Hey boss… you ever wonder if we’re gettin’ into a whole really weird scene?”
“No! Now shut up and attach my nipples to this car battery!”

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“And I thought he was just this nice old man that fixed me sandwiches.”
“He’s fixed more than that, in his time.”
-Batman: The Animated Series, The Lion & The Unicorn

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I’m assuming this panel came after Donald disposed of Goofy’s corpse and then decided to burn the rest of the evidence.

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Alfred has a past, but Donald has done some pretty weird stuff in his day that even Mr. Pennyworth would cringe at.

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Just paste a mic on already and substitute the lyrics to “Hurt.” You know you want to.

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Can I transfer my flight?

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Mr. Satan?

He got a glow up when he was adapted for DBZ…

Calm down, Janine. Finding a new member for the Ghostbusters is delicate work.

Oh no! She knows both of East Eddie’s weaknesses!

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Kara never saw “A Bug’s Life”…

Mmm … Air Hostess…

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I like this newer, more action-packed “What To Do On A Date.”

Even if they did have to shave the Killer Shrews. Poor things must be freezing!

When you meant to open the geocaching app, but accidentally tapped on Grindr instead.

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Pants ARE oppressive. At least everyone’s in agreement about that.

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We are most certainly NOT in agreement on that! The American Pant Association recommends you wear your pants at least three times a day!

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