Out of Context Comics

I don’t remember if I shared this already.

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So they went through a wormhole and are existing in different times simultaneously? Anybody seen Lois’ chicken puppet?

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His car takes it’s horsepower very literally.

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I assume Randy, Candi, Randi, Bambi, and Mandy already know Mary, Harry, Robbie, and Bettie…

I love how apologetic everyone looks in this panel. “Sorry folks. We don’t write 'em.”

I’m reminded of the time (late 90s) I was roped into helping with an Eagle Scout project. The scout in question, Chris, introduced me to the other scouts, that mostly consisted of a suite of Chris, Kris, and Michaels. Probably 8 total scouts shared those 3 names.

Come the time I was given a task, I said ‘give me 2 Michaels and a (Ch)(K)ris’.

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“Thank you, and please don’t get the wrong impression from my name. I’m not THAT kind of doctor. Ph.d. in astrophysics.”

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My only question is, why does he need the knife?

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Because it shuts up a lot of people before they even start.

(Also, I could have sworn that panel explicitly singled out trans folk as the group being protected.)

And after that, we can discuss why you have come to an optometrist about this matter.