Out of context MST3K quotes

“Kill, just to be killing”

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“Pete Sampras!”

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“Hey it’s not a tuition. It’s a cover charge.”

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“Boy, him and his college buddies went bobbing for anvils.”

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“They must have spent tens of dollars on this movie.”

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“Did you eat asparagus?”

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“Hey, one of The Long Riders is here.”

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“Well, you just can’t get enough of Rondo walking, can you?”

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“Boy, those no brute man laws are really starting to pinch.”

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Look, look, look at my crotch! Look, look, look at my crotch! Looooook at my crotch!

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“You know suddenly I’m in the mood for a Black Castle hamburger.”

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“Ahh remember there are vampire women. So get ready with the Cher jokes.”

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“Isn’t this the castle from the bottom of a fish bowl?”

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“Oh, fat anger!”

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“How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tennis ball?”

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It’s not Chuck E, Cheese, but there are mice.

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“Well, it looks like San Francisco’s about to be sauteed and simmered.” :stew:

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“Gentlemen: let the Cher jokes begin.”
“Hey! it looks like Cher!”

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“Fire in the aquarium? Oh that’ll sort itself out.”

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“I probably should have washed my hands after handling that dead woodchuck”

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