“Except his butt’s on the front.”
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“No more mosh pits for me.”
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“Sir, bad news. We’ve removed a small naked boy from your wife.”
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“MITCHELL!”
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“Can we get more volume on that jacket please.”
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“Did they land in Westview or something?”
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“I forgot to ask the doctor the baby’s name!”
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“Doctor?” “Zaius?”
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“Rub it into your chest and feel the petroleum vapors go to work.”
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“Doctor? Doctor, gimme me the news. I got a bad case of Heart Arrhythmia.”
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“Oh, kitties and manatees. That’s unique.”
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“Watch out for the Giant Mantis!!!”
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Me, i’d rather have A Case of Bass Ale
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Lotsa loose soil to bury someone out here…. hay!!
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Jam Handy reminds you to keep your preserves in a convenient place!
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“Ah, the townspeople shun the outsider for wearing white after Labor Day.”
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“Speaking of Labor Day, there’s a pregnancy joke around here somewhere.”
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“Let’s see. There’s gotta be a plot around here somewhere.”
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“You and me, Butt; we’ll be just fine.”
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"Open the door, trash on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur."
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