Out of context MST3K quotes

“All hail King A.C. Slater!”

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“For depressing phone sex, dial 1-900-ALFALFA.”

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“Ahh the Foley guy must be calling.”

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“Good thing I have my Paxil.”

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“The light from these credits originated more than a thousand years ago.”

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“And his parents officially cut ties.”

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“Geez, this kid could freak out Jame Gumb.”

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“You know what this room needs? A plant.”

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:microphone: “My one piece of advice? Do not have the Venutian Pupu Platter.”

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“He was normal, but. . .huge.”

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“Oh this is when all the spider singers came over from Great Britain.”

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:notes:"Steve Brodie just closes his eyes again!!!:notes:

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“Special but unknown guest star.”

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“Hahaha, his head looks like a gumball machine! Stupid guy, stranded in space, head looks like a gumball mach-”

“AHEM.”

“Sorry.”

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WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH.

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Want a piece of milk?

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“JIM BEGG!”

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“Now how can you have a guest star in a movie?”

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“Yeah this is an orchestral piece called The People’s Court Suite.”

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“Ah, of the Beer Barrel Pokras.”

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