Out of context MST3K quotes

We are DEVO.

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“When I touch you…”
“I think about myself. No wait.”

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“Life getting you down? Headache pain? Try Booze.”

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“Mr. Claus, you have a nasty habit of surviving.”

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“Yeah, that’ll happen when you put your occult altar right over a gas main.”

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“Hello, ladies! The name’s Rick Shaw!”

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“You know, uh… that’s not a Tiffany lamp, that’s a Debbie Gibson lamp.”

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“In a private ceremony, they were married by Grady from Sanford & Son.:ring:

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“Quick, what’s the number for CPR?”

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“You know what’s weird is that even the monster is badly dubbed?”

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“You don’t direct Kline, you just get out of the way.”

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“Wow, the future conditional pluperfect subjunctive.”

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“The acoustics in this cotton field are really good”

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“Chunk Pylon here. You can want me now.”

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“The absolute center of attention is this.” “Little shorts.”

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“The Tennis Ball.” “Scientific Name, Tennius Ballias.”

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“Contact is extreme. Either brutal or feather light.” “Like my marriage.”

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“Okay. Binge drinking, negging, game theory, and personal space violations.”

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“David eases himself to sleep by counting his sins.”

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“This scene again?!”

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