Out of context MST3K quotes

“Uh, I think they’re leather boys, Dear.”

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Even Alejandro Inarritu would have called cut by now. Bah!

:circus_tent: :man_mage:t2: :monkey_face:

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“Yeah, I’d like a couple of bong-bongs right now.”

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“There’s a Mr. ‘Oh my God my hair’s on fire’ on line 1.”

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  • The general,
  • The junior dictator,
  • The company man,
  • The investor,
  • The foreign investor,
  • The accountant,
  • And Dad.
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:musical_score:Smoke… on the weirdo

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“Haight-Ashbury, please!” :trolleybus:

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“Gillian Flynn’s Gong Girl

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“Cooking blows. I’m out.”

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We now take to the world’s quietest Gwar concert - already in progress!

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“Do you think I look like a zucchini?”

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Now that’s some good Bigfoot footage :running_woman:t2:

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" ‘In the sack ?!’ "

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“Humor of the 1840’s!”

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“Hey, could you scratch my back with your voice?”

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“So, Mike… most humans, when you shoot ‘em in the butt they burst into flames?”

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“Hey, hey! Leave room for the Holy Ghost!” :dancer: :man_dancing:

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grumbling“Before it turns back into a pumpkin.

Well… maybe YOU’RE a pumpkin,

Ffff- that’s what i should’ve said,

Ahh phooey!”

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“Larry, you’re a dullard.”

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“This is Charles Kuralt. We leave you now with images of bread.”

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