Out of context MST3K quotes

“Boss Hogg. After Dark.”

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“Hi, I’m a gun. I’ll see you in the third act.”

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“My name’s not Liz. It’s Blanche.”

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“You know, she’s gonna shorten those calf muscles with those heels.”

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“Joel, I thought underwear was supposed to match.”

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“So let me get this straight: People are being systematically killed off by the Banana Splits?!?”

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Fashions come and go but roaches are forever!

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Wasn’t John Saxon in this movie?

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“… but his bread sucks.”

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“Oh, this is a ComfoRest adjustable bed.”

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“Oh, look, anal retentive snakes, they lined up the skulls.”

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“I always knew I’d be an apostle!”

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"The bobbing head was a flywheel mechanism and the trees were sprigs of rosemary.’

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“Ouch, I landed on my eight-sided dice!”

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“Come on, in you go. Get in the bidet, sister. Insy-winsy, come on!”

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“You might say he’s coiling a cobra, big time!”

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“It’s amazing how complicated Simon™ got over the years. It used to be four, maybe five, buttons.”

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“A planet where snakes evolved from men?”

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“Uh, you know, um, you can jump in here anytime. Uh, no problem, uh no, I got it, it’s OK. You just stay doing what you’re doing over there. It’s OK.”

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“Just cut the wires, Ator.”

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