“Boss Hogg. After Dark.”
“Hi, I’m a gun. I’ll see you in the third act.”
“My name’s not Liz. It’s Blanche.”
“You know, she’s gonna shorten those calf muscles with those heels.”
“Joel, I thought underwear was supposed to match.”
“So let me get this straight: People are being systematically killed off by the Banana Splits?!?”
Fashions come and go but roaches are forever!
Wasn’t John Saxon in this movie?
“… but his bread sucks.”
“Oh, this is a ComfoRest adjustable bed.”
“Oh, look, anal retentive snakes, they lined up the skulls.”
“I always knew I’d be an apostle!”
"The bobbing head was a flywheel mechanism and the trees were sprigs of rosemary.’
“Ouch, I landed on my eight-sided dice!”
“Come on, in you go. Get in the bidet, sister. Insy-winsy, come on!”
“You might say he’s coiling a cobra, big time!”
“It’s amazing how complicated Simon™ got over the years. It used to be four, maybe five, buttons.”
“A planet where snakes evolved from men?”
“Uh, you know, um, you can jump in here anytime. Uh, no problem, uh no, I got it, it’s OK. You just stay doing what you’re doing over there. It’s OK.”
“Just cut the wires, Ator.”