“… and I was homeschooled”
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Mind if i suggest a remedy?.. try some bread.
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"Did the tree contribute money to the film? Why are they showing this? "
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“What I’m about to say might sound strange, but I think we should eat this corpse.”
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“Ooh, right in the Winky!”
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“Is the music always this poor in serials?”
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“Aw, struck out with Queen Easy, huh? Boy she never sends anybody away! Heh ha! Loser.”
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“The Cross And The Switchblade!”
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Now there’s a movie that needs to be on the show sometime.
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“This is History’s first really awkward moment.”
“For the first time, people don’t know where to look.”
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“Uh excuse me, I couldn’t help but notice how much you look like everyone else.”
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“Yes, June. I’m still at work. Tryin’ to put food on our table, you ungrateful…”
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“Hey look, Guys! Now we’re gonna find out who Deep Throat really is!”
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“Hit 'im in the head! They’ve got Hummel™ heads!”
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Rock climbing.
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“ Well. There it is. Spankings all around, then.”
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What would John Wayne do?
Say something racist…
Remember the Alamo!!!
Like that…
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“Steve? Steve and I have something to tell you.”
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“Second opinion from Dr. Jim Beam.”
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“A young Steve Jobs steals another prototype.”
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