“… and I was homeschooled”
Mind if i suggest a remedy?.. try some bread.
"Did the tree contribute money to the film? Why are they showing this? "
“What I’m about to say might sound strange, but I think we should eat this corpse.”
“Ooh, right in the Winky!”
“Is the music always this poor in serials?”
“Aw, struck out with Queen Easy, huh? Boy she never sends anybody away! Heh ha! Loser.”
“The Cross And The Switchblade!”
Now there’s a movie that needs to be on the show sometime.
“This is History’s first really awkward moment.”
“For the first time, people don’t know where to look.”
“Uh excuse me, I couldn’t help but notice how much you look like everyone else.”
“Yes, June. I’m still at work. Tryin’ to put food on our table, you ungrateful…”
“Hey look, Guys! Now we’re gonna find out who Deep Throat really is!”
“Hit 'im in the head! They’ve got Hummel™ heads!”
“ Well. There it is. Spankings all around, then.”
What would John Wayne do?
Say something racist…
Remember the Alamo!!!
“Steve? Steve and I have something to tell you.”
“Second opinion from Dr. Jim Beam.”
“A young Steve Jobs steals another prototype.”