Honey, great job playing the harmonica with your ass.
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McRoar! O’Growl!!
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Snow Thrills narrator: “And ‘shiing’ is the correct pronunciation they tell us.”
Joel: “Yeah and you’re full of ‘skit’.”
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“What you see is real. What you smell is unfortunate.”
The Brain/Head That Wouldn’t Die
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“His favorite movie is Turner & Hooch.”
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SNAUSAGES?! SNAUSAGES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(I had to add this sentence because the “Body seems unclear. Is it a complete sentence?”) 
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My greatest nemesis! 
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Watch out for snakes!
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Time for go to bed.
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I feel like I saw that someplace else a while back. Huh.
…
Weird.
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I didn’t want to bingle or boggle the Fingal dopple!
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Za!
I’ve said “Za” in better towns than this.
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Sorry about my face!
- Egah
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(Creeper, Creeper, Creeper…) “YOU give ME the creeps!!”
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“I REGRET NOTHING!!!”
(explosion / crash / disaster / etc)
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<looks at a newspaper>
“God is dead”? GOOD!
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Capsule!
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Santa will see you now
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“I’d like to discuss a certain me throwing incident!” - Screaming Skull
and of course…
“Gamera is really neat, Gamera is turtle meat, we all love you Gamera!!!” (I sing this constantly)
But the best is “I see you’ve decided to go psycho. Godspeed.” (I have a magnet of that on my fridge)
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Where does Coily fit into God’s plan for us?
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