Out of context MST3K quotes

Guess what we said to a girl who walked by carrying rock climbing gear? :rofl:
She’s going to download the Gizmoplex on her Roku!

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“So why this symbolism? Did Christ hunt people on deserted islands?”

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“Shut up, Wesley.”

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“I’m sweaty because I was choking the puppet. No—no wait!”

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Munchie threw away your best porno mag! :musical_score::microphone:

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“You’re listening to K-PLOT.”

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It’s a beautiful day in Seattle so…
“We go to the lake.”

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“We got Judy Garland on the line, she’s going to advise you on the pills thing”

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Have you been helped?

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Leave room for Father Christmas

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Well, good grief, isn’t there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?

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This guy’s a Rick in search of a Morty.

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Splendor in the Grass 2: Dream Warrior!

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“And so another gathering of the young Carol Channings concludes.”

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“Ooh, the Idris ELBOW!”

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“Pennywise. The middle-school years.”

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“Ruth, don’t tell me that as a woman you’re not curious about our destination?”

“We’re having a sale, Ruth!”

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“Gentlemen, start your vuvuzelas!”

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“HEY YOU GUYYYYYYS!!!” :electric_plug:

:joy:

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“Blow 1!”
“Pull my finger!”

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