“Forced to watch their own movie, how horrible”
“Listen, Bub, I’ve been to Texas and it’s not all that great.”
“Dah-the driver’s being electrocuted!”
“Enough with the witty, articulate repartee!”
“Yeah, nice use of colors. Looks like a Ramada Inn from 1968.”
“The youth of today, spent like so many shell casings, on the battlefield of love.”
Brace yourselves, cumulo-nimrods
“This is a song all about how he hates Jack Lord.”
“I gotta pick up a can of tampons for my girlfriend.”
“Forty per cent of all accidents are caused by women’s hinders!”
“Whoa, almost ran over Kissinger!…I better go back.”
This movie needs more countdowns in it.
That sounded like my 2nd grade teacher
Joel, how come you gave me such a funny sounding voice when you made me?
It reminded me of my 2nd grade teacher.
Good answer Joel.
“Um, if you’re not wearing any underwear, uh…smile.”
It’s a nice day for a… Bloodletting!
“Spaghetti Westerns only wish they were sultry Jazz Westerns.”
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