Out of context MST3K quotes

“Forced to watch their own movie, how horrible”

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“Caveman Eggnog?”

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“Listen, Bub, I’ve been to Texas and it’s not all that great.”

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“Dah-the driver’s being electrocuted!”

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“It’s faaaaabulous!!”

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“Enough with the witty, articulate repartee!”

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“Yeah, nice use of colors. Looks like a Ramada Inn from 1968.”

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“The youth of today, spent like so many shell casings, on the battlefield of love.”

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Brace yourselves, cumulo-nimrods

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“This is a song all about how he hates Jack Lord.”

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“I gotta pick up a can of tampons for my girlfriend.”

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“Forty per cent of all accidents are caused by women’s hinders!”

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“Whoa, almost ran over Kissinger!…I better go back.”

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This movie needs more countdowns in it.

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That sounded like my 2nd grade teacher

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Joel, how come you gave me such a funny sounding voice when you made me?
It reminded me of my 2nd grade teacher.
Good answer Joel.

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“Um, if you’re not wearing any underwear, uh…smile.”

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It’s a nice day for a… Bloodletting! :musical_score:

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“Spaghetti Westerns only wish they were sultry Jazz Westerns.”

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" Ghost World: Fury Road "

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