I came back to the lab. I noticed some small objects floating around the room… they were boo-gers
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“[gasp] They’re Golem!!”
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“Hey, there’s Bird Lancaster. Walter Pigeon! Robin Givens!”
“Chick Corea!”
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“Hey, Kevin Costner’s in that isn’t he?”
“No, this is the dirty version.”
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“Oh no, they’re doing it clown-style!!!”
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“It’s like No Exit with bad jokes.”
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“Ah, [Insert joke here].”
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“Spandau Ballet goes on a fishing trip.”
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“Get’cher hot dogs!!”
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Join us, wont you? Thank you.
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“MONSTER IN TRYST WITH CABANA BOY” 
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“I like to touch me too, heh heh.”
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“You know, I just bought that car and now I’m seeing it everywhere.”
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“This film should move from the discount bin to the Criterion Collection.”
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“If only I was underwater and could use my batskills.”
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“Even the movie’s throwing in the towel.”
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“The bodies of six gods were found, after they crashed into a mountain outside London.”
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“If I could just smell a cushion, I’d be happy.”
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"I’ve got two dollars, I’ll wrestle the queen.’
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Ibid. 
Today, more than ever.
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