Out of context MST3K quotes

“Which old guy are you?”

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“Aaaah! I’m having a freakout up to ten years later!”

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It’s a lot of things, but its not a bird sound

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And here he is, drinking wine and chasing women… Spo-dee -oh-dee.

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I should be playing canasta with Saruman.

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“Strawberry Quik, that’s what I’m thirsty for!”

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“William, what are you doing in there? You’re not talking to the Founding Fathers again, are you?”

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“Y’know, some scars don’t heal. Up next is another young feller…”

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Well Bubby

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On a first date?

Is it ok if I bring my boyfriend Dave?

Plenty of opportunities to screw up big time

Kay’s worked on the kill floor she knows where to deliver the blow

Winnie roast? Nick, no!

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Yeah, but you got to watch out for those Axis Artists…

Beverly sure can handle a Johnson…

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“Guys, I never thought I’d miss Simon and Kor so badly.”

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“Fine, you get Hamlet. Oh boy do you get Hamlet.”

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I’m single. Big surprise there.

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And, of course Technicolor … as himself.

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They’re going to pan up and it’s going to be John Cleese.

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[Joel Grey voice]
”Even the archers are beautiful!”
[/Joel Grey voice]

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Don’t stop. Stop.

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I’m a naughty little cheesy blintz!

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“…are vey dull.”

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