Out of context MST3K quotes

By this time my sons lungs were aching for air

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There it is spankings all around then

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“Put de li-i-ime in de coconu-u-u-u-ut, baa…”

“A little too a lot of cars.”

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“Mia Farrow is Mike Nesmith!”

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“A Francis Ford Coppola production of a Kenneth Branagh Film: Garrick Utley in Ally Sheedy’s Frankenstein.”

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I AINT GONNA VOTE FOR YOU… because I’m gong to be a kielbasa.

(ktma CITY ON FIRE)

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“And what does he do with it? He flushes it out into space.”

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“Demi, do you need a lozenge or…?”

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Are you married?

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I dare you not to buy this!

What if I need love?

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The Pizza Dominatrix!

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“Fifteen minute break, everybody. Lippert rules apply here.”

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Quote of the week at work (which was surprisingly apropos later in the day when we had a brief power outage):

“Oh no, the universe lost reception!”

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“Hey Eddie, the gaffer’s asking if you’re gonna use all his tape?”

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“Give me a second to regret the breakfast burrito I ate this morning”

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“They woke up The Oak Ridge Boys!”

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“Well, suddenly I have a refreshing mint flavor.”

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“Remember, all these puppets are doing their own stunts.”

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“It’s called Crazy Cock ! Can you believe it?!”

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“THAT’S what I’m hungry for! Turkey and Swiss!!”

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“Under this robe, I’m as naked as the day I was born. Ha, I’m riding FREE and EASY Hah!”

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