Out of context MST3K quotes

“Hairpieces by Alexander Calder.”

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“Ho-kay, Meester Fawlty!!”

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“Wow they’re so versatile. It’s like Swan Lake A-Go-Go.”

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These are the Good Guys. Feel their goodness wash all over you.”

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”Fine! Don’t have Business Casual Day, you jerk!”

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“…Here’s The Sex Pistols.”

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“Don’t shoot my doppelganger!”

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“Oh, look. They’re inside one of those shaky snow-worlds.”

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“Greasy scarecrow boy not invited.”

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“He’s not ugly enough to be in the Air Force!”

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You know, it’s hard to balance my chunky
torso on my chicken legs.

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“Oh, yeah? Well, I’d wear a wool sweater without a T-Shirt! It’s Peruvian. Real itchy. Scratchy.”

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“Be careful there’s a three-on-the-tree and don’t ride the clutch!

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“Eh, we got this bill from Winchell’s. Uh, it’s in the six digits so you’ll hafta’ sign off.”

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“Could you state that in the form of a desperate cry to God to save you from an unholy death, please?”

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I declare my genius!

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Vatican II: The Final Reckoning

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I know a thing or two about a thing or two!

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“That’s a hard face. That’s a face that challenges you.”

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“Oh, my hamster is in that pocket!”

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